Thursday, September 18, 2014

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

allyaisthebae:

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

(Source: scottymccockslut)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Monday, September 15, 2014

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

Sunday, September 14, 2014
astound:

so i made this transparent 
pugs > drugs x

astound:

so i made this transparent 

pugs > drugs x

Saturday, September 13, 2014

heatcrashemboar:

When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job

(Source: dorklist)

Friday, September 12, 2014
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah