Monday, September 29, 2014

books-and-cookies:

Chapters ending in cliffhangers are the reason most of us don’t have a normal sleeping pattern. 

Sunday, September 28, 2014

alphabitches:

when u steal a pencil in class

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Saturday, September 27, 2014
  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
“It’s a m a g i c a l place, son. There’s only one Tree Hill, Jamie Scott, and it’s your home.”

I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m just- I’m trying to save my friends.

(Source: stilesscotts)

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

  • me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

(Source: nottlikethis)

pupfresh:

Must Watch: Emma Watson delivers the most power speech to United Nations about feminism

If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are.

*drops mic* *kicks door down* *does perfect emma watson things*

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

(Source: assassinationtipsforladies)

September 22nd, 1994 - FRIENDS pilot airs

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”